In an attempt to impress my children, I did a cartwheel in the playroom, and my foot landed on a Fisher-Price chatter phone on the way down. On the looooong way down.
At least it was better than the bunny incident. I had told Amelia Kate her crawl tube was a bunny hole, and I tied a strip of white tulle around my head like a headband and told her they were bunny ears. After she fed me a few real carrots, I slipped into the "bunny hole"...and got majorly stuck. Oh, it was real cute...imagine it, folks...my rump sticking out of one end, and Amelia looking through the other end at what I'm sure looked more like an 80s Madonna than a bunny. I laughed till I cried. Then I cried because I was stuck. Then I laughed again. Then I un-wedged myself...thankfully before Mike came home from work.
I already know I am totally going to be the momma that embarrasses her kids. I get it honest, y'all. Momma used to climb up in the trees in our front yard and wait for us to get off the school bus!
I reckon I have a few more years before they start getting embarrassed...hehehe....